In fact, even though Ray is a civil servant responsible for saving lives, he tries to fly the chopper from L.A. It's nice to see so many Californians perish as a precursor to the Great Water Wars of 2016. The special effects are pretty amazing and realistic. Things blow up, collapse, and fall apart real good. Poor Paul Giamatti, who seems typecast as himself these days. The acting in San Andreas isn't bad, and it's not good.
In better disaster movies, like the original Poseidon Adventure (it's unfortunate that I have to clarify the "original" Poseidon Adventure) the protagonists are traipsing and shambling through the disaster together, and they drop like flies until the very end, when only a handful of the worthy and fortunate survive. The main problem with this disaster movie is that Family #1 is split in two groups, and there is no real belief that any of them will ever actually die, although San Andreas does feature Blake enduring the longest non-death sequence I've ever seen.
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You see, Ray is a professional rescue-chopper pilot, so the death of his daughter is as much personal as it was a professional blunder. He loves his daughter, Blake, very much, because he blames himself for the death of his other daughter, whom we eventually learn died while rafting. Ray is solid as a rock, he's something sturdy, like a real man, someone you can cling to or hold on to no matter what. What about this disaster movie? It features a family (that apparently has no last name, at least not that I ever learned, nor is there any last name listed for them in the credits, so I will call them Family #1), a pretty family, an upper-middle-class family that is going through a rather benign divorce and Emma causes trouble immediately because she is moving in with a richy rich dude (who has a last name, because he's Daniel Riddick), a thoroughly loathsome man incapable of love except for buildings. Then a nice young couple who dry humped the whole movie sat next to me and at least she was wearing a strong perfume that mostly covered up the smell. It was a mix of people who don't like to shower, don't like to wash their gym clothes, and wet tile. The third surprise was a smell I hadn't smelled in years, not since junior high locker room.
The second surprise was that the chairs are power recliners, so you just push a button and wham you go back and your legs go up. You get to pick your seat, although there were few left to choose from when I arrived. My first surprise was that the seats are reserved. If you haven't been following my reviews this summer, my goal is to review all of the summer blockbusters on cheap movie days for $5. My first experience in the UltraScreen®DLX with massive screen, Dreamlounger leather reserved recliners, and Dolby Atmos immersive sound with bass you can feel (it's true), was none other than to see San Andreas.
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